Wackin'
off in the tree-stand again
I'm wackin' off in the tree-stand again
If you ain't never done it, you wouldn't understand
I'm wackin'off in the tree-stand, again
My friends, they all think it's queer
The way that I talk about deer
But if they really knew what White-tails make me do
They'd never let me open their beer
I'm wackin'off in the tree-stand, again
Show me a Doe now and then
And if I don't get a Buck, I don't give a....damn.
Two in the bush is worth one in the hand
No, there's no place where I'd rather spend all my time
With Copen Hagen and a boner, than up in the pines
And I'm camouflaged well, so if someone comes 'round
All they'll see is a stiffy, 30' off the ground
Still Friday I got quite a scare
A hunter must've thought my bird looked rare
Cause if I wasn't so quick, he would have shot off my...pecker
And probably hung it next to the head of some bear
So darlin' if your love is true
My 'wood's' endangered and half-frozen too
If for Christmas you got me one more Camo sock
I'd always be faithful to you
'Cause I'd be wackin' off in the tree-stand again
Wackin' off in the tree-stand again
If you ain't never done it.you would't understand
If you ain't never hunted.you couldn't understand
I'd bet even money, I'm not the only man
Whose had to fire his gun with one hand
I'm wackin' off in the tree-stand again.
Dimitri Thomas Checkur, Copyright 2002 |
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